Those People

Please tell me I am not the only one who gets irritated by the incredibly posh people who feel the need to call anyone who they consider to be inferior to themselves (e.g anyone but royalty/right wing politicians) by a ridiculous name. The other day I was referred to as “Kettle Chip” and “Doughnut” in the same sentence. These people also feel the need to spontaneously break into Latin to show that they went to a good university, saying things like “carpe diem” as they take one tiny bite at a low-fat low-calorie low-sugar low-atom (it seems like it) muffin, before standing and air-kissing those in the vicinity and sweeping out of the room, occasionally knocking out a small child with their over-sized handbag by accident.

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