I intensely dislike bacteria. The are mean and crawl into your mind and make you feel the need to move very slowly, preferably without moving any more muscles than absolutely necessary. Also, daytime TV sucks. It is just replays of the things no-one wanted to see the first time or things that, although being played for the first time, people don’t want to see. Despite this, we Sick People feel the need to watch it anyway whilst holding onto a cup of tea in one hand, the TV remote in the other and a thermometer between your teeth (and in your ears, or at least it was in my case).