Number One

Since my friend has gone away for seventeen days she has given me an envelope with seventeen jokes in, and I thought it would be a good idea to share them. If they are all similar to today’s, then all I can say is brace yourselves! And if they are inside jokes then I shall skip them or make up my own – we have a lot of inside jokes.

Q. Why did the guy go out with a prune?

A. Because he couldn’t find a date!

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