Self Service Checkouts

If you want to go somewhere and see ten people talking to machines and swearing at automated voices then go to self service checkouts! I do not see the point of these checkouts as you end up having to get someone else to do it anyway and you just look insane when you yell at a screen “THERE ISN’T AN UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA I HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR IT WITH THE MONEY I EARNED (or took from my parents) NOW LET ME GO!” The only marginally enjoyable part is being able to scan things yourselves because I know you pretend to be grown-ups but everyone is filled with a childish joy when you can full-fill your dream as a toddler of scanning tins of tuna and being charged for a ready-meal when it doesn’t recognise the code.


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