There are two types of Desk People: Those who can withstand mess, and those who can’t. I most definitely cannot. When people leave things casually thrown across the surface I am one of those people who will start making piles of bits of paper and hiding them under (empty) pen-pots surrounded by pens that don’t work. If you are a messy desk person, then you are killing me from the inside! Especially the things that no one wants like the rubbers out of Christmas crackers and leaflets for gyms you persuade yourselves you will go to in the New Year. Face the fact you won’t be using them and go and have a bar of chocolate (totally behind the Healthy Eating scheme by the way).