The Mouthwash Incident

Mouthwash has a lovely blue colour that makes you think that it will contain a nice minty liquid as it promises on the label, which you will be able to swish round for a bit, savouring the delightful flavour before spitting down the sink, left with a lovely after-taste and minty-fresh breath. With this thought, you put the suggested 20ml in your mouth and BAM. You are suddenly drinking something that can only be compared to some kind of herbally-infused vodka that makes you cough (and accidentally spray it everywhere resulting in having to clean the bathroom before sprinting to the bus because you are already late thus messing up your hair that took you a lot of hairspray and a large hole in the ozone layer to do) and makes your nose burn. They lie!


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