The “Duckies”

When sitting on top of a hill eating lunch at school surely it can’t be expected to have to share your food with ducks (or duckies, as my friend calls them – an endearing yet worrying term) which fly in and nearly land on your head. Just, like, seriously. Of course, because my friends are, well, my friends, one of them ran after the ducks and tried to shepherd them back by throwing them literally half her lunch and running after them. People were looking frightened, I can tell you, but oh my goodness it was so funny. I was literally bent double with laughter.