The Doctors Surgery Crisp Adventure

Note to parents: Do not give your children bags of roast chicken crisps in the doctors surgery and let them wander around, wafting the overpoweringly gross odour up sick peoples noses unless you are comfortable for your children to emerge from the experience covered in someone else’s vomit. Just a heads up. When I started (unvoluntarily, it’s a reflex) gagging their mother looked at me like “girl, who do you think you are?” and I tried to look back like “honey, I own this now move your child” but since I was trying not to eject my insides I think it came out more as a “sorry your child is disgusting I’ll just move to Australia to avoid them it’s ok” because she looked quite victorious. It was rather depressing.


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