We have all been dragged into an endless torrent of Googling before, and if you say you haven’t, you are either lying or in denial. Let me just say this: if you type in any symptoms you may possibly have, you will be told you have a very serious illness and most of the time, this is complete rubbish. My father Googled the other day and according to the internet, he is pregnant. It’s very exciting, I know. All I’m saying, really, is that you shouldn’t believe what you read on the internet. Well, except this. I speak nothing but truth on this here website, I can tell you.