This was the first time I came home and actually sobbed because of my hair – it looked alright but was just a lot shorter than I had maybe asked for. Trainee hairdresser, thanks for telling me. My dads words of kindness upon arrival were ‘don’t be so silly, pick up that tea towel and do the drying up. Then go and watch the thick of it’. I obliged and I actually felt better. Letting Malcom Tucker do the being-angry for you is rather stress relieving.