Beginning the day by playing the saxophone to a swing mash-up of ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’ and ‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’ may have tipped me off early on that it was going to be a bad day, but alas, not exactly how bad. I spent half my lunchtime listening to a terrible rehearsal in a tiny, tiny practise studio as I forgot my clarinet, and concluded the day by lugging my saxophone home and on the bus after an endless hour of physics. I read the same question three times and all that actually went in to my brain was ‘akdfjl sdflijnw nvjls vxwljkewr sfdljkwei’. If there is somewhere out there a language that looks like that and I just wrote something very offensive, I apologise. I was just hitting the keyboard in irritation.