So I recently returned from the hell that is the dentist where I was told that drinking less tea would be a good idea – does this woman realises she is in England? Like seriously, most people will be drinking a lot of tea! Anyway, I’ve done a post about the dentist before but it is a recurring event so there will most likely be more as well – all tiresome events are enjoyable to inflict upon the internet! Anyway, it’s better than the last time I went – I tripped over the wire of my headphones and stumbled into the room head-first, and when I managed to sit down in the chair and it started to go back, it either had been a long time since I was there or they genuinely go back further nowadays, because I suddenly felt the need to cling on to the arms of the chair and squeal, causing the dentist to say ‘oh, and we’re up the octave’ nonchalantly – I think he has to put up with a lot of idiots like me. Anyway, anyone have any more embarrassing dentist stories? Comment!